The Shortest Bus

[Game is not released I will have updates in Devlog and this text will disappear when the game is released but this text may return when I start development in other aspects of the game] 

The Shortest Bus is a very very special game where you get off the short bus to find mercenaries pointing guns at you. You summon a banana gun out of your left nostril and kill them all.  You are abandoned by the short bus and must navigate the alleyways learning how to traverse, parkour, and take out a bunch of mercenaries. You will rendezvous with the short bus at the end of each mission and depart from it at the start of all missions. The bus may vary in shape for each mission but it is still the bus.

[There will be 13 weapons but I only have 8 planned so far because I want your ideas :) ]

You can unlock many weapons such as

• F Lightsaber Throw - Pretty self-explanatory 
• Q Katana Attack - A melee attack
• E Canned Laughter - HAHAHA sends a shockwave
• 1 Banana Gun - Works like a modern pistol
• 2 RPB - Rocket Propelled Baguette that explodes into a French flag
• 3 Meowmere? - Cat sword from Terraria
• 4 Shrek Gun - Automatic gun that shoots onions
• 5 Tiny Timmy - Minigun

There will be different areas to fight mercs in so stay tuned.

Multiplayer will be released maybe after 1st DLC or after the primary campaign is finished. When multiplayer is released I will bump the price to $5 USD 

I have 2 DLCs planned so far NO SPOILERS